rebelcaptn:

me the first hour and a half of rogue one: wow!! this movie is so good! i hope everyone gets a happy ending!

me during the last 30 minutes:

lesbianspacepilot:

me with any fictional female ever: don’t talk to me or my wife or my wife or my wife’s wife or my 3 daughters or 7 girlfriends ever again 

holtsmann:

me: god my entire life is a disaster im such a mess holy shit im  gonan fuckign lose it

me, literally 3 minutes afterwards: I feel so good today!! I’m just so happy that things are going well in my life and that I’m not stressed out or anything.

me 10 seconds later: 

battybatty:

Me: *has a couple of hours of socialization*
Also me: *needs three days of solitude to recharge*

xfileslesbian:

mulder to the broker who sold them their house: i know this is completely unrelated to what we’re talking about but dana rewrote einstein when she was 22

mulder to daggoo: you are so lucky, you have the smartest mom in the world, she rewrote einstein,

mulder to his tomato plants: i love you guys. scully loves you too, i mean she loves physics the most but she also loves other science stuff like biology and plants, you know she rewrote einstein when she was only 22,

mulder to someone he passes on a run: HI MY PARTNER REWROTE EISNETNEODFSN

foxmulders:

me about the x-files revival: